WHY WE HATE TOURISM TOURS
Starting from a simple conversation and different lifestyles an idea was born to change the way we see and feel a city. We Hate Tourism Tours was created - more than just showing the sights, churches and monuments - to share life and travel experiences.
The best thing to do in Lisbon... everything you need to know about the city we love. We put together different experiences and perspectives to make you understand and enjoy our city. You will never want to be a tourist again. Just travel different in Lisbon from 30€.
DINNER WITH US | 47€
What better way to know a culture than to taste it’s food? We take you to eat the food we love in the place we love. Away from the tourist trap restaurants, our Dinner with Us or Starve tour is the perfect way to experience a true local feast and the way portuguese really eat.
X-DAYTRIP SINTRA/CASCAIS | 50€
Ever wondered what incredible places you missed after leaving a city? This trip answers those questions, taking you on a breathtaking journey where you will learn about Portuguese culture, our food and history from the perspective of one of our "famous" local drivers.
KING OF THE HILLS | 40€
Hold on tight because this tour is designed to make travellers love the hills of Lisbon like the locals do. The tour will take you and other travelers up and down the 7 hills of Lisbon in a vintage portuguese convertible four wheel drive (4x4).
LUNCH IN OUR "HOME" | 30€
More than just a lunch, this is an experience about portuguese gastronomy and culture. With the food beeing provided by our neighbours, we use our table to enjoy the best about eating in Lisbon, while at the same time helping their small business and sharing their love for the food they make.
A LISBON SURF EXPERIENCE | 45€
If you ever thought about surfing and never did it, or you want to go and catch some waves while in Lisbon, this is perfect for you (and for us). We are always looking for the excuse to go surfing with new friends. Either you are a pro surfer or a beginner, this day was made for everyone to have fun, while experiencing the beach surf culture, the ocean and of course our food.
CUSTOM D.I.Y TOUR
This is a "Do It Yourself" tour that we'll be more than happy to put up for your family or friends. It is totally flexible and personalized because you can choose everything... the duration, the accommodation and where you're going to eat. Always with our guidance, of course!
TRAVEL RESPONSIBLE OR STAY HOME
From taking portuguese kids and our elderly people for free tours in the city, to electric bikes, walking tours and cleaning the street and neighborhood. This is a project where we use some of the money we make, to do things better for people living around us. Thanks to you, we can give back good things to the city we love.
OUR TOURS ARE DIFFERENT
Everyone is crazy to love us and our beautiful city. We have to be thankful of having all these "crazy" amazing people writing about us. You can read some of the reviews in Tripadvisor and Google, about everything that it’s being said about us. We promise we haven´t paid anyone to write good things about us, we just give them good wine.
WHTT AND THE PRESS
From time to time, We Hate Tourism Tours hits the press. Sometimes because they like what we are doing and how we have been doing it. Some other times because we were caught and accused by the police of kidnapping tourists in plain daylight, in the city center.
Don’t trust us just because we say that you should book a tour right now ...and if you do the responsability is all yours. Just don´t cry later, when you realized what you´ve missed in Lisbon. Do yourself a favour and book a tour with us, or look at your smartphone and follow everyone else.